Cased-It

Superpower: Peloton-powered downhill dominance

Peak Performance Mode: Beer #2

Room Warning Label: Snoring may exceed safe decibel limits

Most Likely to Get Distracted By: Literally anyone willing to talk

Second Career: Professional hype man

Doppelganger: Tigger disguised as Chris Martin (Bouncing is what Tiggers do best!)

Most Likely to Survive: A bear attack by having two beers and a daht with the bear