Chowdah

Superpower: Planning trips so thoroughly that Groucho still won't know where he's going

Official Title: Seamster in Chief

Most Likely to Get Distracted By: Drone footage no one asked for

Most Likely to Survive: Any mechanical issue within a 50-mile radius

Spirit Animal: A DJI drone

Life Philosophy: Two is one. One is none. Six is probably enough.

Hidden Talent: Converting money into gold-colored components

Emergency Contact: Himself. He already has the tools