Groucho

Most Likely to Survive: By accidentally wandering into the correct location

Weakness: Large portions

Doppelganger: Tom Selleck with a pilot's license

Hidden Talent: Holding five jobs simultaneously without explaining any of them

Competitive Advantage: Watching everyone else suffer from the comfort of turbo mode

Conspiracy Theory: Greg is employed by at least three governments.

Most Likely to Say: "Where are we again?"