Papa Bear

Theme Song: Wrecking Ball

Weakness: Gravity

Doppelganger: Burt Reynolds, but somehow more handsome

Most Likely to Get Distracted By: Buying a round for the entire bar

Spirit Animal: Papa Bear

Most Likely to Survive: Anything. Quitting is not in the user manual.

Life Achievement Award: Most college credits without a medical license

Greatest Fear: Finding out who's supposed to be on the other side of all those fences