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Most Likely To Win: A race nobody else knew they were in

Greatest Weakness: Waiting for literally anything

Most Likely to Survive: Any altercation. Joey will handle it.

Official Job Title: Chief Breakfast Officer

Doppelganger: Ricky Gervais

Illegal Advantage: The Stephland Calvaliers

Spirit Animal: A silverback gorilla in a spotless pickup

Breaking News: Stephen has awarded Stephen another gold medal