Signature Catchphrase: "Ayuh"

Deepest Fears: Reds, greens, browns, blues, and purples

Food Personality: 1 1/2 lb. lobstah and steamers

Hidden Talent: Everything you can do, but better

What He'd Bring to a Deserted Island: A regripped chipping wedge 

Second Career: Coldplay cover band lead singer

Theme Song: Viva la Vida as a sea chanty